Bro, I don't know whether to be sad or impressed, imagine a homeless motherfucker telling you Wi-Fi coming soon, damn, and all the games on that bitch, all he need is some Wi-Fi and you good to go, the controllers look fresh as hell, no stick drift, hold on *****.

Did I mention they gave me a chair? Damn!

Oh, there's no fucking way. Bro is gonna get robbed. Like, how the fuck you pulling this shit off without being robbed? Like, some motherfucker ain't gonna run by and just take that shit.