How do you have a fake friend on Stereo? Well, let me tell you. The person that you follow that don't follow you, or how about the person that says they're cool with you, getting to shows with you, but they still don't follow you. They don't like nothing that they see about you. They're not liking your little videos or none of your little comments that you leave. They just pass you right on by like they don't even know your ass, like you shit on their sleeve. But guess what? They're up in your shows. They're kicking it right next to you too. But they ain't following your ass back because they ain't really down with you, fool.

Ta-da! You will receive a reward!

It's crazy we live in a generation where people measure friendships by them fucking following each other back.