impossible um to fart and do another like a cough or a sneeze at the same time if it happens uh if one caught you know if one happens because of the other which is it's usually a cough that causes a fart or a sneeze that causes a fart um it never happens at the exact same time so if it did i'm pretty sure you think i'm pretty sure you would die it's impossible

I've done them all, except for actually except for the cover-up. That's a new thing I've been seeing the kids posting, you know, like TikTok and stuff. They're in class and they're doing like, they'd cough, but they fart afterwards. Because, you know what I mean? It's like, it's called the cover-up, but it's actually an oxymoronic, because it's not actually covering it up. I love that, but I've never tried to cover up my farts. I love my farts.

You know what I'm surprised of is they don't have de-exertion, excuse me, I call them, well, I don't know, it's not really, I don't have a name for it, I like to de-exertion fart, you know, wherever I'm at, and it's the best way to act like it's an accident, you know what I mean, if you're picking, you know, you're lifting something off the ground, or you're doing anything that requires a little bit of energy, you know what I mean, or force. That's it.

There's a lot of people out there that Are those public place farters? where they are in the grocery store, and they do a fake fart by somebody and Surprises me and what and tickles the hell out of me that people some people get bummed out Unless you're getting aimed at with the fart or somebody blasts one right on you 99.9% of the time you're gonna laugh at a fart Farts are like snowflakes. They're all different and great

You know, when you come, really, when you know your ability, farts are wishes that your butt makes. You gotta listen very closely, and in your journey, you'll know what I mean when I say that, when it comes. But are your wishes gonna come true? Well, that's up to you.