Where is the best opening in chess?

Me opening my girl's pussy.

The best opening and chest I have no clue but the best style I like to play is the Italian style because I can really get open and stuff like that and I can it's like I played a different type of way

No I didn't suck a dress like I cannot picture so I didn't suck at that stuff and I was gonna lose their every single person at the agency Traffic and gave us complicated as hell I would never play that I would want to play chicken leg trouble or something like that and I get to

Intercontinental ballistic missile gambit easily

See me personally one of my favorite openings is taking the bishop and just shoving out my eyes So that way it confuses the opponent and they forfeit. I win every time.