How do you know if your friend's a hoe? That bitch don't wear no drawers. That bitch can go to a club and pick up a ***** and take him home and fuck him. And she don't even know him. That bitch is a hoe. Okay? She be all flattery in front of your boyfriend. That bitch is a hoe. Okay? That bitch can completely be taken over by some *****. ***** walk up and she just change her whole personality. That bitch is a hoe. That bitch out there fucking without and ain't get no money and got no boyfriend. That bitch is a hoe. Don't get it fucked up. Don't take her nowhere near your man. She's a fucking hoe.

And a fucking thot when they call you a thot they're calling you a hoe It's just another word for a fucking hoe a thot is someone who you can just go to their house and fuck them You ain't gotta take them to the movies. You ain't gotta buy him dinner. You ain't gotta bring no flowers You ain't even got a sweet talk to bitch. She's just gonna pull off her panties and give you some pussy That is a fucking hoe Alright, I don't give a fuck when you date no mother could take you out to eat Ain't that what he's supposed to do before he gets some coochie movies? Maybe he didn't buy you shit. You didn't get a goddamn thing from him. All he did was fuck you He gonna be talking shit about you tomorrow

Now I had a neighbor once right and this homeless guy told me that she had picked him up and his friend from a store with her daughter in the car and asked him do you want to are you homeless you want to come stay with me and we could smoke bitch wait a minute what are you doing picking up two homeless guys you don't even know with your minor daughter in the car taking them home to your house you don't even know them what the fuck wrong with you that's a fucking hoe out there hunting for homeless dick that's some bullshit ain't it I swear to God people are weird

And don't be no hoe. Listen, if a ***** wants some pussy out of you, make him take you to eat. Make him take you to the movies. Make him buy you some flowers. Make him buy you some shoes. You know why? Because he worked for that fucking pussy. He ain't gonna be talking about you like no fucking dog tomorrow. If you don't, I promise you he'll be fucking the next hoe, and you ain't got shit. Get you $100 even. If he don't want to take you out to eat, do something, cuz a free hoe is a thot. He'd have to do shit to get the pussy. Come on now.

And what about the bitch who don't know who got her pregnant how the fuck you fucking that many ****** in a week That you don't know who got you pregnant That's some bullshit bitch If you can't know if you don't know who got you pregnant and you was fucking like a motherfucker bitch And you didn't give a fuck you a hoe. How the fuck don't you know? It can't be that many motherfuckers can it goddamn. What the fuck wrong with these bitches? That's a hoe you don't even know you was fucking your ass off you a hoe

And if a bitch just give you some pussy do not take that pussy. Do not take the pussy if the bitch just gave you pussy. That's a trap. All right, you're gonna be on Marty Povich trying to figure out who the daddy is. That means she just fucking motherfuckers bareback back-to-back. Do not do that shit. If you a ***** be smart, man. If that bitch just gave you some pussy don't make you wear a condom. That bitch is a hoe. She do it all the fucking time.

And if you meet a bitch and she got a gang of kids and they year after year and they're all different to baby daddies Don't fuck with that hoe Okay, if she got five kids and she got five baby daddies and they know that bitch is a hoe goddammit She's gonna stay one motherfucking too long. But what bitch keeps getting pregnant by people she don't fucking know Why she's not protecting herself. I think men should even have contraceptive You should take a pill too so y'all can get nobody pregnant. That's some bullshit y'all Y'all be careful about what you make but remember what a hoe is

Oh and one more motherfucking thing if you hang with a female and she's your friend right and this fucking bitch calls everybody bitches So that means every time you see see a bitch if a bitch is making it she'll call that bitch a bitch She don't even have no reason not to like the bitch, but she'll talk about the bitch like a dog Oh that bitch this that bitch that that bitch is an envious bitch She's looking at other females as competition and she mad about what that female got so that if she called that bitch She called that other female a bitch don't hang with that bitch cuz she's envious of you, too You're a bitch too behind your back

And if a bitch is always hunting for a ***** she want to go out with you She want to go to the club because she want to meet somebody she want to go to here because she want to meet somebody You know I'm saying every time she leave out the house. She got on just skimpy ass clothing because she wants to meet somebody It's not for attention. It's because she's looking for some dick right. That's a hoe That's a hoe her favorite pastime is sucking and fucking on some motherfucker that didn't give her shit. That's a fucking hoe preoccupied with fucking But with nothing else but fucking

And I respect the hoe that's on the corner more than I respect the hoe that's in the club at least the hoe that's on the Corner got some money that bitch out there working right, but the hoe that's in the club didn't get shit She not getting nothing that ***** fucking her at least the hoe on the fucking corner is getting paid Okay, so there's two different kind of hoes. There's a thot That's the bitch in the club who just fucking for free and there's a hoe on the corner that's getting paid to money Now what the fuck you think is the difference? At least the bitch on the corner got some fucking money The other bitches fuck for free and then get a goddamn thing not even

Oh my god, please stop swearing. You're such a loser. You have no friends, because you really have no friends, buddy. You can't even say anything because you straight up bit like Spongebob.