Bro, you're literally a nine, and I'm the one you need. That's so corny!

So I was walking around hanging out with my friends right and I said and ginger's have no souls, and this person, five seven says, damn, so can I suck yours? And I was like, what the fuck?

I got you, bro. This shit always works. Eheh. Eheh. Please! Please! Please!

I want you to sit on this dick and refuse to get up like Rosa Parks

My pick up line is usually just pulling a gun out of my pocket and pointing at that person and telling them to get in my car And it usually works it is usually great great tool recommended

Just call me Martin Luther King Jr. because I had a dream that we were meant to be together forever what the fuck

If her name on the clock, she can get this ****. It doesn't even make any sense.