I haven't been cheated on, but I did cheat and it was amazing

And so then when he broke up with me, um, he like a couple like a week or so after found out he started texting my best friend first of all and then again he also came to my basketball game and shit and then that's when I was like I was like why'd you break up with me in the first place and he was like I don't know he was like I just realized that it like might be better for us at this time and I was like no because I've seen those videos of you cheating I'm not fucking stupid I've seen every single one of them so you don't gotta lie to me.