Uh-uh, just imagine that under your skin, like, wiggling around, like, just imagine it, imagine it with me for a second so you can feel the level of disgust that I felt when I looked at that, like, it's just up inside you, like, up in your body, up, like, uh-uh, just the shit that made me want to crawl up on my skin and literally shovel up onto the floor and turn into a piece of bacon, like, uh-uh.

Ugh, I need one so bad, so soon. The best massage that I've ever gotten in my life was free. It was like a massage train at a... Ugh, I'm not even gonna explain the details, but goddamn, that ***** massaged me like I've never been massaged before in my life.