SHIT! I nearly mistook you for a fucking bird with those eyelashes! I thought you were about to fly away on me, and then you have these nose rings that look like a fucking bullring! Are those fucking necklaces and shit from Sheen? No wonder your face looks fucked, it's probably swollen from all the infections from the ching-a-shiz-king-fuck-ching-a-kids-that-make-your-jewelry!