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If you lose your white friends in the snow your black friends in the night and your Asian friends in the sand where do you lose your Jewish friends and I got a strain burn
A little girl asks her suicidal sister if she's ever played Fruit Ninja before. The suicidal sister goes, yes. And the little sister goes, oh, where? The big suicidal sister goes on my arms.
I don't know why I've always thought of this it was funny but what if you take a person in a wheelchair take them like tablets look like the street he'll like it still a road but the hill then you roll down then I get hit by car in there just laying on the ground
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? When I dump my load in the washing machine, it doesn't fucking follow me around the next day. Like, oh my god, dude, go home, go away, I'm done with you.