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Drop your best dark humor jokes I'm trying to laugh Marita
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A son asked his dad with dark humor is his dad respond with see that black man over there wave at him the sun has no arms
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NO!
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That got me so fucking off guard I was not ready for that. Honestly, 10 out of 10, that was fucking amazing.
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OK what has 50 legs and can't walk it's 25 disabled kids
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Thank you mom.
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Alright, I got one. What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
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I'm Count Joculus, so I'm finna eat that shit up on your period.
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I'm black.
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OK this isn't related to your question but you are very pretty I just wanted to say that like I want to look like you
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Forget about the jokes girl. You're pretty as fuck. Oh my god
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I mean you had to say that to me you should say that to me man big daddy man I need a man Dead
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Oh, Hannah.
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I got a sharpie and drew on the emo kids arm and told him to go play fruit ninja home
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M..'smash'
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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a German girl Lamborghini doesn't scream its age at me every time we have sex
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What you're done
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