Drop your best dark humor jokes I'm trying to laugh Marita

Are you ready for this one what happens if you don't see an ass pic in my DM's As in the fucking pipe bomb in your mailbox

You're playing basketball with your dad but then he says he will be right back But he said he needs to go get a pack of cigarettes. He'll wait for one hour.

This is more like a dark thought but like I believe that like oh often is spelled with PH because they can't have F in there because they have no family

What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus full of children.

My friend once told me well he asked he said what do you call pregnant slave and I said I don't know what and then he said buy one get one free

Man don't give a fuck about our camera but God damn your phone is all hit me up longer please bro

It's giving ugly a version of stun a girl

Throw it in rotation.

I did not support dog humor. I did not support that.

Damn you know what this isn't about dark humor but I'm pretty sure my ex cheated on me with you. I'm not even fucking kidding. He even sent me a picture and I'm pretty sure it's the same girl. I don't know, you're hella pretty though.