Period girlfriend, getting that hair done. You need to get your nails done next. It's really giving Gypsy Rose the queen. Oh my gosh girl, continue up with all that work. You are really peaking right now.

I'm really not gay and I don't want to be weird but mom me like everything is so gorgeous like for real like for real 10 out of 10

I'm gonna lie to you, I didn't even know you were a Latina until you said it. Oh yeah, uh, that's what I wanted to say though.