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Uh, yeah. You know, it's only in my hand every other goddamn minute. I think I'd notice if it was gone.
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Oh my god, your voice is so dreamy. Oh my god. Can you please hold me in your arms and stroke my ears lovingly? Oh my god
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My hand was in my phone for 30 minutes as I was walking around panicking on where my phone was yeah I have lost my phone when it's in my hand
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Fuck dude I just fucking rel to that and realized I said my hand is in my phone when I meant to say my phone is in my hand fuck I'm a dumbass
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I can't lose my phone. It's either in my front right pocket or it's in my hand. That's it. I don't lose it. Like I sleep like that at night because I'm not gonna lose it.
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Well if it's either in your pocket or your hand what if your last memory was sitting it on the counter for like two seconds but then you can't find it when it's in your pocket like a dumbass like me
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Never had that problem. Never. It doesn't leave my eye line. Ever. Because I've had stuff stolen from me and my phone has been the only thing never stolen because it's always been on me.
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um yeah yeah I always have it on me so I would notice
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Shorty had to moan before she started that, what the fuck?
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Why did you moan in the beginning?
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Oh me too I definitely notice I can notice when big objects leave me
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I don't know that was an unintentional thirst trap but why you got a mouth?
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Be honest, I always be losing nothing. It just disappears, like, probably not. If I'm like doing something else, but if I like, got up and then I noticed, and I went back and I noticed it was missing, Yeah, I would obviously know.
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A lot of men on a Mike's on little 16 Kidding
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I'd notice in like two seconds.
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Yes, I noticed that my phone is missing because I'm on it 24-7 And I need that. Like, that's all I do every day, every night.
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because this one time I had to call somebody so they could call my phone because I lost it. oh they're not stupid death
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I do notice when my phone goes missing. The only reason why I do is because it's one of the key factors or components of how I stay connected with my husband for right now. though, but yeah I do.
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Yeah because if I said it down and then I come back and it's not in my room or on my desk or on my shit like it's no no I swear to God I don't want that shit until two hours later
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Of that Willie Cuz when I went to school what time I actually left my phone at home and when we added even know where the way
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Call Steve already give a fuck on my phone I'm done with it I'll be like checking in there somewhere occasional Fuck Distribution Center, Street distraction
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