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Tell me a fucked up joke that would make many of us laugh
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Well, um, it's probably not gonna make you laugh, but why does it suck to be a black Jew? because you're in the back of the gas chamber.
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Your fuck off
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Hey bro, I made you laugh, that's what counts.
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Alright, but I got one for you How many Jews can fit in a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 6 million in the S-Train.
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I'm going to fucking hell.
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NO. hahahhahahahha NO MAN. NOOO. Fuck man. Oh, gee.
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Me too bro, me too.
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Do you know why Jewish men are circumcised because a Jewish woman will not touch anything unless it's 10% off
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I'm going to hell.
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Oh I'm not done yet I'm taking you and me both or a sister deepest depths Hussein about Jews who are the fastest readers in the world 9/11 victims 80 stories in a few seconds that's crazy
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Why do black people love basketball so much? Jump, shoot, and steal. It's their code.
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One man's trash is another man's treasure, but apparently it's a poor way of telling your kids they're adopted.
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Cats only have nine lives. That makes them perfect testing experiments.
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My dad died by stepping on a landmine. Good thing I wasn't close to him.
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Um, why the flip would you make three fucking jokes you only said week a A joke. Not three fucking jokes, you silly goop.
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a lesbian dinosaur. Lick a lot of puss. What do you call a gay dinosaur? My ass is sore.
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Is that it? Is that your joke? Shut the fuck up!
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This is logy kind of funny.
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You feel me up
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Oh, so that wasn't funny? Alright. Whoever said white man can jump obviously never saw the 9-11 documentaries.
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So during booty itches funeral after he got hit by a bus his mom is hollering my booty age my booty H so then the pastor says why don't you get up and scratch it
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That shit was not fucking funny. That was not fucking funny!
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Oh was that a joke
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The thing about the joke is it's not it's not short enough for this app the soundbite it's literally going to be exaggerative story so sorry I can't make you fuckers laugh
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What do depressed people and a group of friends like to do? they both like to hang.
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Nah bro, there's this girl in my school And she like, she has a wheelchair And my friends are 10% Autobots, roll out.
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I did that started laughing as soon as you said wheelchair.
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Tama! Tama!
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The emo kid tried to hive hive a tree, but the tree left him hanging.
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Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark? Because black people can't swim.
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My Asian friend went to PetSmart thinking it was a restaurant.
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