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Or if you guys are hearing right now I need you guys to tell me the craziest theories you've ever heard you could think about it and just say it or it could be one that you've heard just any theory that you got
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The theory for you everybody in America that's working a job is being fucking pimped and you work your job You get that money then you pay them bills give them right back to them Then you buy some shit. You don't even really fucking need You be a pimp.
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Yeah, then I'll start using credit you'll be debt-free and you ain't got work no more. Yeah effects
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I am eating chips is bad for you
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Bro that makes sense cuz eating gum or actually chewing gum is actually really bad for your hygiene It does not make you smell like mint, it makes you smell like dookie.
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Kid pretty serious If you go to school you will become great in life instead of sitting on your arse all day on this fucking app is useless get a job
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Tackle mate you're a fucking Teletubby are you on about
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Yeah, I'm a telly toby. Nothing wrong with a telly toby. I'm Po as well.
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You're older than hell you should be the one getting ass up and getting out the fucking child with the fucking me
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Oh why didn't even do anything to you
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Go to bed.
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How did the rethink what is the mirrors like the music back in music what is it a quarter sleeve different dimensions for your reflections re-block you from going in
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When you shit in toilets it transports it to a different dimension AKA the government and the government sols it as chocolate ice cream and they make profit off of her own shit and they're charging us for our own shit back and that's pretty correct
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There's a theory that this app is supposed to be for adults. So clearly just a theory though. I mean, welcome, but be careful, Jesus.
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I sound younger than I actually a.m. but I'm going to adult up but I only got this app to reply to a podcast that I really like but then I kind a like to this app so that's why I made an account so yeah
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So my favorite one is that the reason we haven't explored all of outer space and all of the ocean is because they actually connect. So like earth is actually like a donut-shaped thing and the further you go down into the ocean is how you end up in space
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Oh crazy today so let your dick like soak in milk it can like stretch like 10 inches wider yeah
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I can confirm this worked I tried it with my dog and now he's got a bigger stick
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Here's a theory you should kill yourself. Oh my god! Oh my god, that's crazy! Kill yourself.
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