No bro sitting up his way better

Yo where are you from

No, Lia. I'd say there's a 99% chance she's from England.

Oh my gosh, I'm missing my name right finally. But, okay, I just wanted to know because I like his accent.

Thank you, but I'm from England.

I love the English accent

Man, it was very obvious. He is a... He's a Muslim man from England, bro. He's an Indian. He's an Arabian man, bro. He's a hijabby man, bro.

Narcos sitting up is like an actual humping like oh come on sit up because your slouching like that was his real though

I know it's a joke but how the fuck does that work?

It's the music at the end for me for real.

Oh she want to do is put the pork little boo tonight Yeah

But take your ass to fucking middle school you shouldn't be on this damn app you should be a motherfucking middle school bro

Hey man, let him cook, let him cook, bro.

I can tell you tried your hardest to make your character look like Aiden Ross.

I'm pretty sure the China say like do you like stand up mitis you're sitting down while you piss since you're a female I would assume you sit down but if you do stand up that that is that is you know go you

I think I can aim while standing up. What am I supposed to do? Hover over the toilet? I mean, that's how some people do. when they go to public places like...

I don't know man, I was just assuming. I mean if some people can stand up, I mean I'm assuming you can too.

Oh my goodness, your voice sounds like something from Netflix. It sounds f-f-fessional. Like, oh my gosh. But you really think I can stand up here?

Bro, I'm shitting standing up right now, bro. What the fuck?