Follow
Is the earth flat or square
59
512
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
🍪 For magic to happen we have cookies here
Learn more
Fine
Audio
Text
Bro, like, what the fuck you talking about? Bro, it is 100 fucking percent a penis shape. Like, bro. Sometimes I look at my penis and I think of the Earth. You know, it's like deja vu or something.
26
33
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
The way that just wasn't fucking funny. Oh, shit, fuck off.
4
Reply
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
Marcus Sheafidis
6
Reply
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
That didn't make sense
Reply
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
I was fucking making fun of you, Dolores!
1
Reply
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
What's not funny is that trash as accent, bro
2
Reply
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
huh
Reply
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
I know you ain't talking with that cringy ass fucking accent.
2
Reply
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
Why are you literally in the seventh grade? Why are you literally in the seventh grade?
Reply
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
I don't know who I was just born then I can't really control that shit
1
Reply
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
Okay, so like if it's penis shaped, is it small or big? If it's the earth or is it like a medium size? And is it 3D or not?
1
Reply
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
is my right fucking boob cuz it's saggy and it's round
10
10
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
Do you have proof of that bro
2
Reply
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
What the hell Yeah no way
8
Reply
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
Um... Mm... Thank you.
Reply
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
What's your snap? I can show you proof.
Reply
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
Actually I'm a visual learner so do you mind coming up after school show me you know first time thing just show me
Reply
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
What the fuck is you talking about gang?
Reply
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
Not gonna lie, did we axe though?
Reply
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
Maybe if you don't want to shut the hell up.
Reply
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
And I'm assuming this sort of planet is located in the Milky Way.
1
Reply
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
Mill with the boot
Reply
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
Don't you mean a cube? Dumbass.
9
8
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
Nah, the Ursa is an octagon. Actually, it's a... What's it called? Six sides? Trapperoid. No. A hexagon. A hexagon! No?
Reply
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
This dude can't remember, that is crazy.
1
Reply
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
What you talking about? I remember. It just took me a while but I did it. I did it. Slowly. Hey! Good job there.
Reply
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
Like that ass, shut the fuck up. Yo ass on dumbs, fuck.
Reply
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
Hey you better stop that name-calling right now stop it be nice
Reply
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
Well you just don't understand us who
Reply
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
Six sides.
1
Reply
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
Yeah actually
Reply
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
It's a donut. I mean like look at a globe You can't see the very top or very bottom because there's a pole through it Look at a map. You can't see the very top or the bottom. It's a donut. It's a donut.
6
5
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
bro is on to something
2
Reply
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
I'm telling you, bro. You never see the top of it in any pictures. It's a donut
2
Reply
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
Why are you might be you might literally be the smartest Knigge I've ever met that what the fuck
1
Reply
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
Aw man, you beat me to it.
Reply
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
Way you're actually onto some thing
Reply
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
It is our planet, we love the earth. It is our home, we love the earth. It is our planet, we love the earth.
3
1
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
Respectfully, please stop. Like, please. Oh my god.
Reply
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
It's literally my Glock my schlong my my everything bro like every time I look at it I think of the Earth I love the Earth I love you
2
Reply
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
Literally rectangle I don't know what you guys are talking about it's an actual rectangle
1
2
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
You mean a rectangular prism.
Reply
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
Don't try and correct me, Austin. I said what I said.
Reply
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
Obviously the whole got a donut sheet.
1
Reply
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
It's definitely a square.
1
Reply
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
bro the earth is literally a fucking like I don't know banana bro like earth It's an even flat or square. It's a fucking banana.
1
2
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
Everybody knows that the Earth is a cylinder and...
Reply
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
Brow literally like literally like I have a eyebrow
Reply
Embed Soundbite
Copy link to Soundbite
Add comment