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Do you have any hobbies that you hide in secret?
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Uh, probably suicidal thoughts. You know, I think that's my greatest hobby. You know, it's wanting to end it all. I'm not gonna tell anyone, because I'm a man and they laugh in my face and call me a pussy, Just tired of being single and tired of waking up, you know.
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We do not care
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Music Thanks for watching!
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Just kidding, chin's up.
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Ha ha ha!
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Booty Ho.
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Ha ha do it
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Watch that be his 13th reason why. Just watch.
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You should probably seek some help, I guy. Go get help.
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Nah bro, it's just a joke bro, it ain't that deep. But I mean, you know, really, if you think about it, I wouldn't have much time to seek help.
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Nah, I look you relate to you though, cause why do the same thing? It just be like that sometimes.
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I don't really hide it in secret, but I don't really like post and talk about it either, I like building Legos and like the little nanoblocksets.
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That's literally me but with the go star wars
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That's what it's for
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Shut the f**k up you're not quirky you're not cute
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Can I let go of your ego?
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Bro who the fuck hurt you I bet it was your dad he's to whoopy with the metal part of the bell didn't he yeah shut the fuck up
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Same here I love photos Or to take it either fucker Because it
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Wok wok
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Oh so much man cause you're cool how to special interest in golden poop boy die stuff oh
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Sa 5S
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It is really fucking funny because nobody in my whole family my friends nobody knows this shit But I secretly love to sing opera and it's really fucking crazy. I'm actually pretty good at it
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Okay, so sing it right now, the fuck?
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Attention everyone, please have discretion not to be eliminated.
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If that's you, that's uh, it's pretty good. Can you do that at my birthday party?
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I don't do birthday parties anymore. Alright, people can't control their kids. That's why I do birthday parties. Somebody's kids coming up on me, pulling on my clothes, asking me, hey, you got games on your phone? You got games on your phone? Can I get some? What is you talking about? Get away from me.
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Oh, that about made me bust.
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That's kind of funny I mean you tell me your secrets figure your mama's number
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Yo bro, I'm not gonna even lie to you for fooling me, I'm gonna send a monkey with a dildo to your house.
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Gotta give you props for your funny as fuck
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Yo, what Jesus Christ?
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playing with my pussy
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Yeah, little girl, I don't even think you're supposed to be talking about that stuff, but You can't weaver that, you know?
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Who's a little girl? You sound 15.
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Can I please play with your pussy for you I'll do all myself please I want to put you on the side and lick your Clit up and down up and down up and down please man please
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is a bubblegum pink
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HELLO! HELLO! What do you think you're doing mate? Take her out! I'm sorry. WHAAAA! Oh
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So unbelievably down bad
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I'm waiting your doing bro with that British ass accent I'm not fucking playing with you she what I'm trying to do you seem trying to res up stop being oh man's help me out night I appreciate you thank you for your service
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Bro that's not even down bad bro go to her IG where is the game take a look at some of her pictures like if if you say I'm being down bad you just get at that point like I'm sorry to break the news to you no I'm sorry man
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I'm really sorry Humphrey I didn't mean anything I was saying I think I was a bit solutional but I will help you out you know because I do appreciate you Humphrey I love you lots mummy love me
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Can I please play with your butt hole please man please
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I'll be doing embroidery as she hit.
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Ayo, I spice is that you? Is that you I spice? Where I see you bro
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She a baddie, she know she a tin.
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Isa call me stupid but like what is embroidery is it I don't get it I've never heard out that's a new word Can you please explain that to me I feel stupid