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So I just wanna know all my Homies you feel me Alma you find me Nager's opinions on his are you coughing a housewife that's a Juan low-key and still has whole Tennessee's but it's she's a homebody you're on me but you never know what she's doing because he doesn't text back or called anything but you just know she's at home whenever you come over or are you Texan oh that's extremely respectful and loves you but you know obviously she just a hole but she doesn't talk about you don't know about it you just know like damn like this bitch has to be a hoe Why are you just staying single
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Bruh. Who said I could cuff?
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The background music! Oh my god!
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I'm dead this nigga brought out the symphony good. She don't want them. She's for the streets
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Man bro, all these females like food bro. No matter what you say, do, act like, you gonna have to eat regardless. Eventually. For real.
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It's pronounced street not screech
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Serious right now is she bro
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Oh OK I didn't know that but is it him Oh my God OK OK all right
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Say my bad I was screen touché scree scree scree
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Damn bro that's fucked up but what's amazing though is bananas contain potassium and since potassium decays that makes me there a slightly radioactive and they also contain 4022 mg of potassium eat banana that's when you enter into your mouth
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Stain School Logro, it's Stretch Not Screech or Street. dumbass
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Nate, dead ass bro, she's being serious. Pick up a book, pick up a pen, and do so with your life, shoddy.
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I'm cuffing your ball sacks and throwing them in my mouth. Gangsta hood way. Fuck you, tell him out.
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What's wrong with the white wave? Can white boys do that?
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I was playing. I got raq as well.
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OK
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I hate knickers
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Not unless I do it first.
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Bro I just got this app and this is the first shit
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Hey Siri is there welcome to the Mahboubi essay I need to do that book shaker challenge as well
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I'm not cuffing nobody cuz Because you don't gotta cuff nobody to get pussy. A, B, we focused on this bag. B, C, I don't even be liking people like that for a furrow.
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liquid
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Use a broke ass and secure ass nigga ain't you?
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God you spell FX
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But you know what they say get your money on nacho funny up
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For real I knew as soon as he said he got to get the bag let me shut the fuck up
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He probably living in his mom's basement fucking working at McDonald's like you don't make no bag you don't get no pussy shut the fuck up
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HMM HMM HMM HMM HMM
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that was just a long way to say you liked it
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Why are you so mad? Like, what the fuck are you talking about? Relax!
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Dead ass, I know that nigga be gobbling on dick every night.
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Let's be real bro. Our hole in the closet ain't really the best, but our hole outside is not what you want. So I'ma cuff the bitch that's in the house. because I'm going to come home to some coochie.
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Something about, you know what I mean, coming home from a long day of work and you know you got some coochie in the house waiting for you, you know what I mean? about that.
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cuz I convinced bro all these bitches hoes don't matter which one you pick I just gotta tell that bitch to stop. know.
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Oh yeah you funny is it How old is Rihanna fuck anywhere is wrong with a fucking everybody
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Ha, I just think it's stupid bro. She was just yours for the moment. She is not yours.
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But if you like the store or some shit but what's in the background
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Hey, do me a favor, bro. Pop his anyx and touch your nose. I'm at work. something you all know about.
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Oh word
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Bro, are you at work?
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I know not garrick. Why you at the hospital with all that beeping in the back?
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Ice spice period.
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Did asshole love you do you see what I look like Yeah
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Such a loser ass up bitch
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Bro, you said it was a little jiggly when you said it was a little... That's that's yeah
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That is not a spice Monday
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Definitely stay single because like She knows she love me she and her wife is she a hoe and that's fax
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See the whole point of this scenario was like all women are hoes you feel me internally externally they may hide it they may expose it, but it's there. You feel me? So you definitely making the right decision, God. Get your ways.
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I guess the nigga named Tyrone, cause I don't trust niggas. Nor bitches. Nah, ain't no motherfucking hoe. So, my name is Tyrone!