I'm dedicating this soundbite to maple leaf cookies because maple leaf cookies are amazing and the best ones I've had so far are the ones from Trader Joe's oh my God they are the stuffed maple leaf cookies like with the wheat filling or vanilla filling whatever you call it and the cookie themselves is maple flavored and I think the filling has a maple flavor to like a vanilla maple it's just delicious like anything maple is delicious but these maple leaf cookies are Just out of this world Canadian staple basically every Canadian and food invention with maple is the best and maple bacon and Canadian bacon with maple syrup maple syrup on pancakes maple cookies maple candy maple everything is so good maple donuts from Tim Hortons which I could really go for that right now but there is no here Tim Hortons where I live and for that I am pissed off for that I would move up north for just Tim Hortons I would go to Vermont I will go to New York I will go to Chicago because I think they even have a Timmy hoes in Chicago now Or I would just go to Toronto because I love it

Okay, I have not had those, but I would like to dedicate my sound **** to the vanilla Chantilly sheet cake that Trader Joe's has. I think I want to have chocolate frosting as well. And I say sheet cake, but it's not like a Costco sheet cake. It's just like a little cake. I mean, not little. It takes me like a week to eat it at least. It's very rich, but I love it.

Speaking of desserts, how do you feel about ice cream? Because I was watching the show Indian Matchmaking tonight, and this woman was like vehemently opposed to ice cream. She was like, ice cream is so overrated. Everyone likes ice cream, blah, blah, blah. And I'm kind of with her on that. I don't like hate ice cream, but I do think it's weird how much people like it. I also feel like men like it more than women, but I could be wrong.

Fuck yo damn cookies