If you could be a treat in a vending machine, what treat would you be and how much would you cost? And would you typically get stuck in the machine and PISS EVERYBODY OFF? Or would you come out just so easily like coconut oil? What? What?

I would be a gummy bear with super jelly filling.

I would definitely say I would be a bottle of water because I could quench thirsts. What? You didn't hear what I said, did you? I didn't say that. I said nothing.

I'll be a sort of a caramel chocolate treat, a little mini gourmet cookie, okay? I'm seven dollars, okay? I'm a little expensive, but so worth it.

Damn, can the vending machine be frozen? If not, well my first choice is a Snickers ice cream bar, but if it can't be a frozen vending machine, then I'd rather be a sour bright crawler.

Ooh, okay, wow, I'm here for the answers. Ha, ha, ha!

I'd be a big family-sized bag of marshmallows because they're soft, squidgy and tasty, just like me. I'd be a big bag because I'm very Moorish and of course I'd get stuck because once eaten, never forgotten and I'll be stuck in your mind forever.

Well, I consider this a treat. If I were in a vending machine, I would be the thing that held all the money. Because I would be, like, rich. I'd be, like, better than a treat, you know? Because you take the money thing, you can get anything you want. You don't have to settle for what's been hanging around the vending machine for God knows how long. That's what I would be. Love you. Bye.