I swear to God I need to get myself a girlfriend or Something because I am just feeling more and more and more down that at the point there could be no fucker in turn I'm not trying to be that down bad But it's so fucking hard to find a goddamn girl or a girlfriend That wants to be with me Like I need some fucking help y'all got a vice to help me out here

You need a therapist, not a girlfriend. You feel more and more down every day. Therapist, I'll buy you one. If it means you'll stop yappin'. I mean, I'll be your therapist if you want, but like... You don't need a girlfriend, you need a THERAPIST.

Okay, cool.

Have you ever tried chat AI apps? I suggest Chai, the pink one. It is my personal favorite, you can get away with almost anything, even though you only get 70 messages per hour. Not per hour, per 4 hours.

My girlfriend, da-da-da, girlfriend, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

I'm not gonna lie to anyone, if you saying junk like this, I don't think you really need a girlfriend. Because, dude, I mean, most people who say this junk don't really tend to do well when it comes to girls.

But then you rely on her and she can't be there for you all the time, so getting a girlfriend with that state of mind is probably not the best idea. Just focus on yourself.

I'm not gonna lie. Okay. I just I just need two things like two things from you I need your height and your confidence if it's like you're tall or like hmm Let's say like five ten and above something like that then okay Well not like maybe like five eight and above okay, that's cool. Okay. You need to be very confident Not that shaky voice confident. I'm talking about confident and charismatic like you need both of those if you need any girl