I just killed my pet hamster by sitting on it, I just heard it like it cracking and it died.

Victality. Anonymous wins.

Was there any blood?

Hamster

You know, he sings paradise within a millisecond.

Clearly Weight Watchers ain't working, with your fat arse. Clearly too fat to go to the gym, with that fat arse. At least it didn't die a slow painful death, of suffocation. And smelling the shit that you can't, wipe off your arse.

Hampter

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I guess if you had a pet sneak, you wouldn't have to worry.

Damn, a hamster died by that GIT. How you gonna twerk on a hamster bruh? Me next.