I better see you on that show where it says YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!

How do you even get in that situation? Like, how? How does that happen? Like, how are you, like, comfortable, like, within yourself knowing you did that? That's- that's insane. That... man, just... yeah, matate. Straight up.

Roses are red. Lemons are sour. Open your leg. And give me one hour. It's my turn.

You don't know who the pappy is? Oh, nah. You're passed around, trafficked, all the above.