real

I'm not here to offer you dick. I'm not horny. I'm just heartbroken. I don't need dick right now. I need my girlfriend back. I fucking miss her dude

What the hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Nowhere to be found, just saying.

bro all you got to do is ask almost literally any dude if they want to get laid it's not that fucking hard I swear to god it's really not that hard there's so many desperate men out there that will fuck you gratefully respectfully just just ask him go up to a guy you know you talk to but like you want to have sex they'll probably say yes I know that's like the worst advice you've ever been given but it's like dead accurate

I'm from from fucking Melbourne as well and you fucking bitches are fucking weirdos fucking Australian bitches are weird as fuck

Gross. Just gross. Shame on y'all. Be better.