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And Another Thing With Dave
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And Another Thing With Dave
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Because it's a black bear?
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What will you do? Well... I will make a decision after I clean myself.
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That's a good point, because the first thing I would do is shit myself and probably wet myself. So yeah, then after I clean up I could make a decision.
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Also, why he sound like a deaf person?
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Well obviously you want to fight for your life, but at the end of the day you are in the bear's home So I mean you really can't you know expect them to greet you with open arms I don't understand people like if you go in the ocean, and you see a shark well guess what they might just **** your ass I mean that is where they live I mean would you like a stranger coming to your house and just walking around swimming around in your house? I think not but anyways he did a good job. He scared the bear away
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Yeah, that would have been scary as hell, man. Like, oh my God, I've seen bears when I've been out camping, but never had one chase me.
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The best thing that you're supposed to do is play dead and don't move and don't breathe. If you don't do, if you don't move or breathe, it'll think you're already dead and then it'll leave you alone.
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it'll get bored with you and leave you alone if you don't move. Unless it's really hungry, then it's just going to start eating you. And the way bears eat you is they just, they don't make sure you're dead first, they just start eating. So they'll just start chewing on an arm or a leg. At least a mountain lion kills you first, they **** you in the back of the neck and break your neck.
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Oh my God, sometimes the Lord has to just shake you up, or it's just mother nature. You're lucky it's small, you know, it's like a teenager bear. Any other, if it was any older, it would have ate you alive, and your parents would have had to listen to it devour you. Lesson learned. And I wasn't.
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Yeah, that's a great point, DJ Upgrade. It looked like an immature bear that was curious, and yeah, who knows, but like a mature bear, you wouldn't have been able to kick it like that, right? 350, 400 pound, 500 pound bear, you're not kicking that thing. It's just going to destroy you.
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I mean, I personally think the hiker reacted properly to the situation. Bears can literally kill and eat people. You know, the screaming part, you know, that's a natural reaction. Plus, it probably helped his situation. You know, I think he saved his own life. I hope he's okay today. Thanks for sharing this, Dave. Shout out to you.
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Hello, Moon. Appreciate your comment. Thanks for chiming in. Yeah, a friend of mine went up to Alaska and they said, if you see a bear, make yourself as big as possible and make as much noise as you can. So I don't know where this whole curl up and play dead thing came from because bears are weird. You know, if they're going to eat you, they just start chewing on your leg or on your arm. They don't make sure you're dead first. At least a mountain lion, they'll kill you first.
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Wow that was a good-sized hungry bear. Not too big to climb though. They get about 50 pounds bigger and they don't like climbing like that. Man I can't think of anything else I would have done only I wouldn't have been out there without a firearm and some bear repellent. Why would humans want to mix up, mix, share space with bears? It's a lose-lose situation.
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I'm trying to remember what it was that it was like this thing I was like if it's brown lay down and I think it was black you're supposed to play dead or something I don't know. This dude is I mean amazing for freaking screaming and fighting him off but honestly I probably would either freeze or just throw myself off that damn cliff for it. Like don't even worry about me bro I got you. You want me dead? Got it. Bow. Food. Cause you not gonna eat me while I'm still alive.
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Oh, that's hilarious. Just throw yourself off the damn cliff, take yourself out, avoid the pain. I like it.
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Oh, how funny, you always with the posts, these are funny, well, have a tremendous week.
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