Alright, I've come here today to tell you guys that I've had my ass eaten on many occasions. I'm trying to get away from this man. He's constantly eating my ass, but I can't help the fact that it feels so damn good. Somebody get me from this freaky fucker. Oh my god, I gotta go.

you know I was fucking eating and I had my phone like just sitting in my room and I scrolled and I started eating again that shit came from my phone drop my fucking fork in my soup yeah you heard me drop my fork in my fucking soup you picking that shit up not me

What the fuck's wrong with that? What's wrong with doing that? I like doing that. What's wrong with that? That's the best thing to do. It helps grow our beard and we get something delicious to taste.