How did men ever go to war if they can't even kill a spider?

Then why do women ask men to kill a spider? Why can't you do it? Equality, right? Go do it.

I don't know, that's just how my brain works because I'll see a tornado, I get excited, and I wanna get closer to it, get a good look at it I see a spider on my floor, my brain decomposes, you know? In fact the thing I see a spider on my ceiling, please GET AWAY,

umm we dont kill spiders coz we have sex with them, like, I literally- I literally fuck every spider that's in my room, like they had so many babies and they- they look exactly me, like, They literally protect my room from da- the bugs. cuz like, how much sex I have with them, they like, protect my buttholes so like they can peg it the next day. Now you know what im sayin man?