How did men ever go to war if they can't even kill a spider?

Uh, I think spiders' lives matter, so, uh, yeah. And people say that men are feminist. What's wrong with painting fingernails? I thought makeup, clothes, and stuff didn't have, like, genders or whatever. So, y'all are transphobic and whatnot. That's not cool.

I don't know, man. They've got eight legs, but like, seriously.

Ketchup, done it!

Why did we let you vote?

Somebody please follow my page so I can make money to buy cocaine.

Women shouldn't vote, and they generally make terrible decisions.

Why don't women go to the military? They bleed for weeks, they should be fine.

How do women even sleep if they know that spiders come into their house and they're so deathly afraid of them?