If I was in a fight with her, I won one hit. She hits like a little girl.

Ok, I don't know what you're doing, but girl, all you're doing is just hitting air and slapping and hitting air over and over again. And girl, if you really need to learn how to fight, oh look, here's some places where you can go. You can go to the gym, like use that little boxer thingy thing, or you can just go to boxing classes or stuff like that for you to learn how to fight. Because that right there, I don't know what you're doing, but all I saw was just slapping and fighting air. And girl, you really need some lessons because that right there is a mess. But ok, bye! Bye!

You guys were literally not punching her.

That does not look like a tea party. That looks more like a wrestling party.