I don't even know how to respond to that. It's like... I mean, why would anyone really... I'm not trying to be rude or anything, but why would anyone care? Never kissed a boy. It's not that special. It's just a peck. Skin to skin. You touch people all the time. It's really not that much of a difference.

It's the best. You better walk up to a random freakin' stranger and kiss him and then walk away. Yeah!

Sam, I've only kissed my dog.

I just kiss little boys, so I don't know about you.

I don't know why he felt so compelled to point that out, but nice.