My biggest red flag is if they're not racist.

See, a guy like me, a freak, a guy like me, see, I know why you do your little therapy sessions in bored daylight, I know why you don't go out at night, the Batman, see, the Batman has showed Gotham your true colors, unfortunately.

Whenever there's a hurricane.

Um, the biggest red flag, uh, when they don't want to share your food with you, bro.