My biggest secret was, it was this one time where I don't care. I don't care. Okay, keep your biggest secret to yourself. There's a reason why it's called a secret, all right? I don't care whether or not you peed your pants while going on a slide or not, okay? Keep it to yourself. Like I said, it's called a secret for a reason.

That's crazy.

No one asked.

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On my first day of elementary school, in pre-k, I pooped my pants. My mom had to pick me up.