When I was 15, I started my first job at a fast food restaurant, and when I was in the back in the kitchen trying to make food, I full on slipped and fell straight onto my back and it was the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me.

I used to work at a grocery store, but I don't do that no more. I work at a dog shelter, because dog shelters are better. So yeah, I love my job, and I'm always gonna love it, so yes!

I'm still trying to figure out who gave a fuck, like, I'm still trying to figure out who asked, like, what, what?

Damn, that's crazy, man. That's crazy.

Bro, I am so tired of these stories like can y'all stop like oh my god. I don't care if you're anonymous just stop

Your first job in a restaurant, bro, um, I went to a restaurant, right, and this guy was so bad. He didn't even make my food properly. He made it moldy and I didn't even eat it. It was so annoying. I hated him. If you're that guy, leave me the fuck alone. Never go to that restaurant again. He made it so bad. I hated it. I hate that food.

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I have a job, I'm 10 years old, that job is recycling. I get five dollars from it.