The other night I snuck into the zoo and I let all the animals out of their cages and I blamed it on the zookeeper that was there the other day. So he actually got arrested because the giraffe broke into someone's house and ate his head off so he's dead. So the zookeeper is now in jail for the rest of his life because he let all the animals out.

Rawr! Rawr! Rawr!

Cap, cap, cap, cap, cap, cap, cap, cap, cap, cap, cap.

Let's keep it real, that's cat, because giraffes eat trees, tree leaves and stuff like that. But if it was real, I ain't gonna lie, you just snitched on yourself. You're going to jail. Don't be crazy like that.

That's why I have monkeys in my house. That's why I have monkeys in my house. And snakes and spiders. Bye bye.