I post daily school fight videos.

I busted a fat nut in class

I mean, to be fair, what did the score expect you to do? Pick it up? Like... You're not just gonna grab sick with your hands, are you?

If I was the janitor, I would have grabbed your head and clean it with your hair. If you had any hair, because I'd probably rip it out.

I don't think I asked.

Eww.

Bro, my momma literally makes me go to school even when I'm sick. One time when I was going outside for like, P.E., I literally threw up on the walkway. And just to remind you, I have two coaches, so that means two classes is gonna be outside. So basically, when the class was coming out to like, swap coaches, though, like, half of the kids stepped on the throw-up, they- they slid down, and then half the kids had to get new clothes for school. Like, I got sent home-