One time I was so hungry and I had no food in the house I decided to you know try some cat food and I and I kind of liked it

other things in your house that you could have eaten? starving to death and you need food really bad,

Lasagna.

Oh no, Blood has been watching too much furry porn. That furry porn has got you acting like a little weirdo.

Dude, just eat nothing at this point.

And I thought I was weird.

No, no, no you did not, no you did not, I don't believe you, you did not eat cat food, if you ate cat food, they should've put you up for adoption bro, that's not deserved for your parents bro, like, they do not deserve a child like you bro.

My mom, Judge Rhodes, used to say that I ate dog biscuits all the time. I think my brother did it too. As I remember, they were pretty freaking good.

Does it taste like tuna?

As a kid, we had to keep the dog food and the cat food up because my sister dared me to eat like a piece out of each. I just kind of got addicted to it after that. I'm glad I lost interest in eating cat and dog food.