My teacher threw a stapler at me on Valentine's Day. So my friend's dad teaches history at our school and I'm in his class. The kid in front of me was one of the guys. During class he yelled, Your daughter and me did some crazy shit in your car. My friend's dad got beet red and threw the shit off his desk. He screamed, What did you say, you little shit? And threw his stapler at the guy in front of me, but he ducked. And it hit me square in the face. So I ended up in the nurse's office and needed two stitches.

Honestly seems like a skill issue my boy.

so I have something similar to this there was a dude behind me and a dude in front of me he said well um they were like they give notes to each other and they like try to like fight each other at the back of the school and stuff at recess and stuff but and then they um I seen a note once and said come on let's fight my name after school and I was like what the actual fuck

You're literally getting sued, okay? Sued. Jail time for you, bro.

Bro, ain't that a crime or something?