My teacher threw a stapler at me on Valentine's Day. So my friend's dad teaches history at our school and I'm in his class. The kid in front of me was one of the guys. During class he yelled, Your daughter and me did some crazy shit in your car. My friend's dad got beet red and threw the shit off his desk. He screamed, What did you say, you little shit? And threw his stapler at the guy in front of me, but he ducked. And it hit me square in the face. So I ended up in the nurse's office and needed two stitches.

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Yeah, I don't give a fuck, bitch ass *****.

Literally what the actual frick am I listening to?

If my teacher done that to me, I would unload a mag into their brain.

No one's asked if you get a stapler in your head, fucking deal with it you ****.

That literally sounds like the fakest story that I've ever heard in my life.

Uh-oh, here I am.

What?

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