What are some funny ways you answer the phone from an unknown number? I'm gonna give some of mine's you can just remove my name from the beginning of it, but you can use it as well and Sometimes they don't call back

Onii-chan, what are we doing on the bed?

Martin's Crematorium, you bring them, we burn them.

Here's another one. Pimp's up, hoes down, how may you help us?

Here's one more. I'm just gonna stop saying here's one more, but here's one Power student home where you can mask it or pick a casket. How may we help you?

Power is free to our home. We're driving on your phone. We'll get you a tombstone. How may we help you?

Power's through a home where you don't wake up. We can put you in makeup. How may we help you?

Hey, hold on a second, please. Yo, I don't know. I don't know what to do. I don't hey. Hey, hey, do you know how to get blood out of the carpet? Kind of an upheaval here.

No, this is Patrick!

Oh, I'm so glad you called me, because I was about to call you. Let me tell you, I drove out of my driveway yesterday and this fool was going, I don't know what, 70. Almost hit me in my back end. You know what I'm talking about? Shoot, just pissed me off for no reason.

Jackson's burial service. You shoot them, we move them.