They have just what I need for my thneed. The touch of these tufts is much softer than silk. They have the sweet smell of fresh butter.

Uh, this video has made me pretty hard.

I mean, if you let me have a piece of your ass, I'll let you have a piece of mine. Just kidding, *****, I ain't got no ass.

Now, who would tell this man to be this thick on a Monday evening?

Bruh, I'm not gonna lie.

I think I speak for everybody in here when I say, when I say, boy, reject, reject.

Spread them cheese wide open for papa.

My word of thought, my.

Daddy.

Bruh. Honest to god, all of us guys, we can all relate. We've all done this before, and you can't say you haven't.