All right, poor guy, somebody help him, please.

Au, me dolio hasta mi.

Ay, la belleza duele, dicen. Así que, ya ven. A mí no me duele, la verdad. Soy así por naturaleza.

Yeah, now y'all know how we the fuck feel, tryna look good for y'all. I'm glad, hope it hurts you.

Shape that thing up a little dirty-duty

Cleanseliness is next to godliness, man. You already know. Definitely got a manscape. You feel me? Y'all too shabby!

Definitely got to keep it clean but I'm not going to no wax nothing yeah we ain't doing that but I yeah stay clean for sure.

what in the frickin she's manscaping she's men have no words

Oh, stop. He's getting waxed. I die.

No, thank you. No, thank you, man. What is with, oh my god, that last image. And what is with this trend of people doing like nose hair waxing on the internet? Like, you want your nose hair.