GRANDMA NEEDS TO SET THE FUCK DOWN BEFORE SHE HAVE TO FUCKING PULL UP THAT ONE BUTTON I FORGOT WHAT IT WAS THAT ONE COMMERCIAL BEING LIKE I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP SHE NEEDS TO SET HER ASS DOWN GIRL I'M PRAYING FOR YOU LIKE YES YOU'RE STANDING UP FOR YOUR GRANDSON BUT PLEASE THERE'S A BETTER WAY

Hey, hey, stop talking about her grandson, boy. She gonna whoop your ass. She got real quick

All I gotta say about that granny is the way she stood up, she's ready to throw hands, she's ready to square up. Don't mess with that granny, you don't know the power of grannies though, they be packing a punch already with their food, they're gonna be packing a punch to you, you're gonna fall face down and you're gonna be looking at God because you're about to see your creator once when she knocks you out.

Can I have your grandma? I need somebody to get her for me. They be talking a little too much. And I'm too lazy to go fight them.

I'm grieving a dog.

Honestly, I wish that my grandma would defend me like that, but I fucking hate my grandma so

Hey, you better watch out, say, say Lace. That, that, that greenie will fuck your shit up, *****. She actually beat my ass the other day.