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If your significant others started choking at precisely the same time you learned that they had been having an affair and cheating on you, would you call 911 or give them CPR? or not.
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So if we should answer the question, why the hell are you asking it? way.
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I'm a performed CPR but you know what I mean? I'm cool with another lesson I need to learn.
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yo I could appreciate that you have heard frequency on I be trying to put people on about this I'm not gonna lie kind of drowns you out a little bit when you talking but put these people on because they need to know about the the frequency you want to get done. On board it is...
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Bro, honestly, I do CPR in con 9-1-1. And then you know what I do? I'd fuck her mom, bruh.
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Breaking all 24 ribs in the process
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I tried to do the best I could, Officer!
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Bro I remember last night on my boyfriend here we were driving like he was driving and he fucking choked on his poop he said he inhaled the skin bro the skin of the boom boy and I just left him
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So I was reading the transcript and it said that he was choking on his poop. What the fuck? He translated it into poop. That's the one.
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What the fuck that is so funny poop my name is poop and fart on all platforms by the way
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Everyone everybody everyone who said that they will let the universe handle it this is for you
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Right to remain silent anything you say will be used against you wanna court of law you have the right to an attorney during interrogation if you cannot afford an attorney one will be appointed to you
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Okay, I know I picked, I know I picked let that bitch die, but I feel like I would call the ambulance, but like I would like, I would like really like wait, I would like oh my gosh I start crying and screaming out freaking out and then I'll call the Thank you.
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Hehehehe, oh my goodness.
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Honestly, I'm going to take care of them because I don't want that on my conscience because most of us who love our spouses are going to want to have them live. So I'm not gonna just intentionally kill the person I care for.
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I want to call the ambulance because I mean like might as well just let them suffer. You don't have to do nothing. They're probably gonna die by the time the ambulance get there. Look at there, that's so as fun.
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I'm about to receive it I'm gonna take this opportunity to punch that bitch in the chest as hard as I can and dislodge whatever is choking her while hopefully breaking a few ribs
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