If your significant others started choking at precisely the same time you learned that they had been having an affair and cheating on you, would you call 911 or give them CPR? or not.

Hell Na they got me fucked up like I would pretend that I'm calling but I would just be like my god my phone is bugging like shit like that but I will pretend cause I want to look like a murder

Oh I'm gonna say I'm gonna save them just so I can swim and then cause if they died and I feel like I won't be able to get my dramatic torturing van cussing them out dog in them out like I need you gonna hear this so I used to living in this

I'm a just take it as a sign of God's fixing it because if I fix it I'm going to jail so I'm a let the universe do it

You see I personally think it's Gas man

I will give him CPR car wash too much Tyler Perry to know how that shit on turn out fax one

Goodbye motherfucker

Bro what the fuck you mean I'm a little bitch die

I'm shoving my dick further than they throw because that's the reason they choking

CPR 911

Wow! If you got a die, got a die.