I want to hear your most bombastic side I criminal or offensive side ice type story

So in class there is a bitch that I didn't like and basically everybody had a partner and I had to fucking work with her and she was just like oh my god you're just stupid

Okay, so basically this girl that everyone finds really annoying told me this other girl talked shit about me and told that girl That I talked shit about her when neither of us talked shit about each other And we confronted that girl who told us that the other person talked shit about us and she denied it and she started crying, which clearly did.

Biggest Saturday moment is when I was in class and like duplicators Asian and so I said she was cross eyed

Ask he would let me play the game with him and his friends I was always super fucking quite as it was really awkward and one time he was like oh yeah like my groceries has like the cutest little while if you excuse me what the fuck I'm glad we're not dating anymore

In this by my school who is selling all the guys how he was getting so much hate from every girl in the school in that he was fucking so many beaches and he had like 14 bodies

OK so I was a junior in high school at the time and one of my ex friends that she was even my friend fucking told me that she was fucking around with an eighth grader

Okay, so this girl I went to camp with, she asked if Canada was across the ocean. by the way we live in the US.

In the middle of class

My friend fucked a dog.

Shut the fuck up I hope you kill yourself I hope your mom gets murdered I hope your dad gets testicular cancer Brahma fuck the shit out of your mom before she dies fuck you bitch don't ever post something like this do you ever post something like this ever again I will find your address and slap the shit out of you hoe ass