And what the hell is wrong with the giraffe? It's for real trying to do the splits or something. Alright bye Pookie Bears!

Someone needs to get that poor driver straw. My god, he's breaking his legs just to get some water.

So when I was a kid, I never understood why the zoo workers had to like Give the giraffes buckets of water like sitting on the ladder. I never understood that I was like can't they just bend their knees and sit down? and now 15 years later, I know why

That's just literally every tall person, like.

Nah bro, because if my girl can bend like that, she's not fucking, I'm not lasting a second bro, that flexibility.

Where's my crocodilians at? Where are they at? All it takes is one snip and you have a good meal. All in you and your little family but yet you are all lacking. Shame. Shame.

It ain't only the draws.