Hey, man, I hate to break it to you, but like from the looks of it, you're probably not gonna live that long You're probably gonna like fucking have a heart attack or some shit from all those carne asada fries Like

Well, the thing is, if it was a fucking fat guy, then everyone would be making fun of him, that's just how it is, I guess.

And this is the meteor that killed the dinosaurs.

You look so good, and I'm so happy that you love yourself enough to post pictures where you talk about it like you look so good

Um, girl, get off. Get off this damn app. I've seen your fat butt on there so many times, and it's scary.

You also know it's not for no one, probably, like, just stop, man, like, what the fuck?