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All right, what is your guess as to what is going on here? Is this cat on fentanyl and just trying to wake up taking a shower like normally cats don't like water So what in the hell is going on here? Let me know your best guess
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Hey Moonbeam and Bootsy, did you guys see this cat? This cat is like standing outside acting kind of funky and under the water. What you think? Oh they said it's hot. That cat's definitely hot because these two jump in the bathtub all the time when they get hot. So I'm pretty sure the cat was hot and just probably got lost in space for a minute. You know, we all do that.
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I think the cat's hot, you know, he's trying to cool off.
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Man, it's hot as fuck outside. That cat is hot. That cat, like, if she get wet, and by the time it dry, you know what I'm saying, do it again. Because, you know, if you wet, look, they got fur and shit. It's hot. Look at that sun burn that cat up. That cat look homeless. Got a chance to get some water, let that fur get wet. You know what I'm saying? That sun cooking the fuck out that cat. That cat say shit. We get some of that water for the free 99, bitch.
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I still want to get the Narcane.
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I know, right? I think that cat's like, uh, yeah, I think that cat needs some Narcan.
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So you see what happened was, the sun came out and that heat, that shit smacked the goofy out of him. So when that water got turned on, he, he beeline to that shit, bro. No stops included, no breaks, bro. He said every breath is worth it. This water, this water finna be refreshing.
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Right? That cat's like, water is life. Water is life. Give me more water.
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Now, there's a part of me who wants to say that's how all pussies look when I walk past. But I'm too flabbergasted. Yeah, that's a word. Yeah, I used it. I'm flabbergasted at what that cat is doing. It looks like some sort of really, really bad ornament you'd buy for your mum when you're eight. I know what mum will like. She'll like an ornament of a cat holding on to a tap or a faucet if you're from America. No, mummy won't like that.
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Yeah, no, Lyndon. That's exactly what I thought. I thought it was some kind of fucked up cat statue until it moved And then I was like, oh god, that's that's that's a real life cat. What on earth is going on here? I'm beside myself with flabbergastation
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